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"I have hardly anything in common with myself and should stand very quietly in a corner, content that I can breathe." (kafka)
j, 24. actual text. occasional person.
lit theory, church architecture, and whales // always up for shakespeare, calvino, mckinley, wynne jones.
people often look for hannibal meta or thoughts on performative kingship.
we don't talk about the anime sideblog.

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Sun Hands — Local Natives

578 // Jul31 / 21:38

For the longest time I thought cyborges was your sideblog or sth.

asked by Anonymous

ohhhhh my godddd what a good url. no it is not but a+ for whosever blog it is

i do have a sideblog that’s kinda like that tho. over at defying-labyrinths

1 // Jul30 / 22:09



She thinks we can’t see her.

see who


glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing
36324 // Jul30 / 12:00
84023 // Jul30 / 11:55


Fleur finally found a place where my kids can’t reach her. Smart kitty.

4739 // Jul30 / 11:25
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411 // Jul30 / 2:29

Out of all of Les Amis, who do you think would be the most likely to randomly show up to a meeting with a baby goat?

asked by toraberushimeri


See, this is a difficult question not because I think any of them wouldn’t but because I think they all definitely would.

Enjolras shows up in a temper because someone was abusing a baby goat and who does things like that and raging about the injustices of animal abuse while cuddling the baby.

Combeferre is goat-sitting and enthuses about the many and varied uses for goats and has his goat litter-trained and thus figures he may as well bring it out to get socialized.

Courfeyrac confiscated the kid because it was being held as evidence at the police station or something and it was bleating and really, Enjolras, what was he supposed to do, leave it there?

One of Feuilly’s neighbors had the goat but couldn’t take care of it anymore, so he took it in, and it’s still young enough to need frequent feeding, so he brings it to the meeting.

Jehan turns up with the goat following at his heels, announces he’s named it Eurydice because it followed him out of hell, and declines to explain further. When Combeferre points out it is a boy goat he only gets a withering look in response.

Joly and Bossuet turn up with a goat, Bossuet’s arm in a sling, and about six bags full of potential goat foods Joly wants to try. Both of them look very shifty. They all decide it is probably best not to ask.

Bahorel met this dude with a baller goat, and the dude was totally an asshole, so he punched him out and took the goat. The goat’s name is Rex. Like T. Rex, Enjolras, cool it, I’m not indoctrinating my goat into the monarchy.

Some model for one of Grantaire’s art classes came with a goat because they thought it would make for a good ~pastoral painting~ or something, and then left the goat there, so Grantaire shrugged and brought it with him. It’s named Bottle. Shut up, Courfeyrac, that’s a totally legit goat name.

Marius does not know why this goat is following him will someone please help him and stop giggling and taking pictures :(((((

2416 // Jul29 / 21:18


'At which point the much-tried Wimsey lay down among the tea-cups and became hysterical.'

40 // Jul29 / 20:51


"here are our monsters."

j’s favorite things: cencoroll (2009)

15 // Jul29 / 20:50


fleur delacour is so important i can’t even put it into words

badass girl whose “most precious” was her sister, who despite what anyone might think of her (cough molly cough ron cough hermione cough) looks past any aesthetic unpleasantries because she is completely and irrevocably in love with bill, who willingly risks her life for harry (the seven harrys, anyone???), who manages to create a spot of brightness in the middle of war (wedding!!!), who is feminine and badass at the same time, who opens her home to an entitled goblin and multiple refugees/runaways, who doesn’t sacrifice one bit of her integrity or character despite the looming threat of war

19985 // Jul29 / 18:18
785 // Jul29 / 18:07

Help I'm Alive
Metric - Fantasies

Metric ▪️ Help I’m Alive 

I tremble
They’re gonna eat me alive
If I stumble
They’re gonna eat me alive

Help, I’m alive
My heart keeps beating like a hammer
9011 // Jul29 / 18:07


Church St Maximilian Kolbe (1972-74) in Hamburg, Germany, by Jo Filke

30 // Jul29 / 2:06